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riboflavin 09-04-2010 05:01 PM

So you want to be Gordon M*TH*R F***ING RAMSEY..or the cooking thread
 
Mudd was talking a couple weeks ago about her delicious chicken she was making(making me hungry at work..no fair!) and I thought we needed a cooking thread. Show us you creations!!

I fried some delicious catfish awhile back and it was so delicious I took pictures. First though the simple and cheaters recipe.

2lbs of catfish, cut it in four like a cross, if you have a piece that is too thick,slice it lengthways. Coat it lightly in mustard then put it in the batter.

http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/m...IMG_2504-1.jpg

Some people use milk but the mustard gives it a tangy flavor as long as you don't over do. The batter is Zataran's with lemon. Also I did french fries. Cut 2 potatos in dabloons and cook them in the fish oil after the fish is done so they get some batter on them. And ta-da.. the final product.

http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/m...s/IMG_2506.jpg

SO where are the chicken pics Mudd ;-) and who else likes to cook?

CowboyRogue 09-04-2010 05:07 PM

Re: So you want to be Gordon M*TH*R F***ING RAMSEY..or the cooking thread
 
Look mudd, another person who doesnt close all his drawers in his kitchen! Attack him not me!

Demosthenes 09-04-2010 07:14 PM

Re: So you want to be Gordon M*TH*R F***ING RAMSEY..or the cooking thread
 
I'm not a fish person, but those taters look damn good Ribo.

Pirate 09-04-2010 08:38 PM

Re: So you want to be Gordon M*TH*R F***ING RAMSEY..or the cooking thread
 
I love fish. I wish it were not so expensive.

http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/n...ratchBread.jpg My first time making a yeast bread from scratch by hand. I have a crappy oven that burnt it a bit and it came out too dense instead of light and fluffy, but it had a decent flavor.

http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/n...y/P1011122.jpg Some fruit crisp I made a while back, had peaches, pears, plums, and mango. Crumb topping made with sugar, cinnamon, flour, butter, shredded coconut, and crushed sweet potato chips. Good eaten hot or cold, for desert or a quick breakfast.

http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/n...Foxy/Sushi.jpg
Homemade sushi from.. I forget what all, I know it had canned tuna and bellpeppers, maybe something else. The pink sliced things are homemade sweet fridge pickles from red globe radishes, the pigment on the radish skins washes off and turns everything in the vinegar brine a pinkish hue.

MuddPuppy 09-04-2010 09:41 PM

Re: So you want to be Gordon M*TH*R F***ING RAMSEY..or the cooking thread
 
I showed this photo in the chat log the day after I made the chicken. It was so good! The meat just feel off the bone. I kinda over stuffed it a little bit. I will try to remember to make photos of the things that I make for dinner. However for right now, you can all drool over my stuffed oven baked chicken again. :clap2::clap2:

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e2...oenix012-1.jpg

riboflavin 09-05-2010 06:46 AM

Re: So you want to be Gordon M*TH*R F***ING RAMSEY..or the cooking thread
 
MMMMM Fruit Crisp, we did roll your own sushi a long time ago. I can't remember if I have pictures. We used cooked salmon,cucumber, cream cheese, fake crab meat and caviar though not all on the same roll.

Mudd that Chicken is making me hungry again. Maybe it'll be my background for the next week ;-)

riboflavin 09-07-2010 07:58 AM

Re: So you want to be Gordon M*TH*R F***ING RAMSEY..or the cooking thread
 
Last year my kids wanted a pirate themed Birthday Party. I don't know what happened but in a moment of insanity I decided I wanted to make the cake.

I make a vanilla sheet cake and put cream cheese icing on it that had been treated with blue food coloring. Then I made a chocolate cake in a pound cake tin. Then I put the chocolate cake in the freezer for a bit then took it out and carved it in a very poor shape of a boat. Add icing, lego pirates and a chopstick/construction paper mast and Walla---a poor rendition of a pirate cake:

http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/m...s/IMG_2097.jpg

ebo 09-07-2010 11:25 AM

Re: So you want to be Gordon M*TH*R F***ING RAMSEY..or the cooking thread
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by riboflavin (Post 5495)
Last year my kids wanted a pirate themed Birthday Party. I don't know what happened but in a moment of insanity I decided I wanted to make the cake.

I make a vanilla sheet cake and put cream cheese icing on it that had been treated with blue food coloring. Then I made a chocolate cake in a pound cake tin. Then I put the chocolate cake in the freezer for a bit then took it out and carved it in a very poor shape of a boat. Add icing, lego pirates and a chopstick/construction paper mast and Walla---a poor rendition of a pirate cake:

You are amazing. I love you.

Sneak 09-07-2010 01:44 PM

Re: So you want to be Gordon M*TH*R F***ING RAMSEY..or the cooking thread
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by riboflavin (Post 5495)
Last year my kids wanted a pirate themed Birthday Party. I don't know what happened but in a moment of insanity I decided I wanted to make the cake.

I make a vanilla sheet cake and put cream cheese icing on it that had been treated with blue food coloring. Then I made a chocolate cake in a pound cake tin. Then I put the chocolate cake in the freezer for a bit then took it out and carved it in a very poor shape of a boat. Add icing, lego pirates and a chopstick/construction paper mast and Walla---a poor rendition of a pirate cake:

That.. has to win the ghetto cake of the year award. And I could not do much better, that is why I wouldn't... :P

Also, thinking about the resulting sugar high from that thing, makes me cringe. :P

[r][u][d][e] [OT] 09-07-2010 03:36 PM

Re: So you want to be Gordon M*TH*R F***ING RAMSEY..or the cooking thread
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by riboflavin (Post 5495)
Last year my kids wanted a pirate themed Birthday Party. I don't know what happened but in a moment of insanity I decided I wanted to make the cake.

I make a vanilla sheet cake and put cream cheese icing on it that had been treated with blue food coloring. Then I made a chocolate cake in a pound cake tin. Then I put the chocolate cake in the freezer for a bit then took it out and carved it in a very poor shape of a boat. Add icing, lego pirates and a chopstick/construction paper mast and Walla---a poor rendition of a pirate cake:

http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/m...s/IMG_2097.jpg

http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/

DerHelm 09-07-2010 03:43 PM

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCU3K6l95Xw

[r][u][d][e] [OT] 09-07-2010 04:06 PM

Re: So you want to be Gordon M*TH*R F***ING RAMSEY..or the cooking thread
 
My nickname for a long time was "Gordon Ramsay," because I was so strict and hmm, how should I put it, frank, with my students (I used work as a barista trainer for a coffee company that was not starbucks).

I once called the entire staff at one particular location of the company i worked for "a fucking bunch of retarded monkeys that can't follow directions" and i lost count of how many ppl i made literally made cry.

ebo 09-07-2010 04:10 PM

Re: So you want to be Gordon M*TH*R F***ING RAMSEY..or the cooking thread
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by [r][u][d][e] [OT] (Post 5513)
My nickname for a long time was "Gordon Ramsay," because I was so strict and hmm, how should I put it, frank, with my students (I used work as a barista trainer for a coffee company that was not starbucks).

I once called the entire staff at one particular location of the company i worked for "a fucking bunch of retarded monkeys that can't follow directions" and i lost count of how many ppl i made literally made cry.

I've found that encouraging my employees boosts productivity.

But then I rape them. So it all balances out.

Dark 09-07-2010 06:14 PM

Re: So you want to be Gordon M*TH*R F***ING RAMSEY..or the cooking thread
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ebo (Post 5515)
I've found that encouraging my employees boosts productivity.

But then I rape them. So it all balances out.

"you are really improving. there was a lot less crying and resisting tonight..."
-ebo

Pirate 09-07-2010 11:43 PM

Re: So you want to be Gordon M*TH*R F***ING RAMSEY..or the cooking thread
 
Dude Ribo, can you make my birthday cake for next year?

River_Ratt 09-08-2010 11:26 AM

Re: So you want to be Gordon M*TH*R F***ING RAMSEY..or the cooking thread
 
Hummm, i didnt even see this post. im going to have to add to it when i get my grill on...:popcorn:

swordofdamocles 09-12-2010 03:45 PM

Re: So you want to be Gordon M*TH*R F***ING RAMSEY..or the cooking thread
 
Here are my creations, most of them straight from my facebook profile :)

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x..._2133589_n.jpg

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x..._5753318_n.jpg

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x..._8123126_n.jpg

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x..._6243377_n.jpg

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x..._8291955_n.jpg

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x..._6856609_n.jpg

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x..._4387635_n.jpg

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x..._2249039_n.jpg

ebo 09-12-2010 08:25 PM

Re: So you want to be Gordon M*TH*R F***ING RAMSEY..or the cooking thread
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by swordofdamocles (Post 5548)
Here are my creations, most of them straight from my facebook profile :)

I love you.

riboflavin 09-13-2010 07:11 AM

Re: So you want to be Gordon M*TH*R F***ING RAMSEY..or the cooking thread
 
Damn Sword, that looks delicious. What is that first one? Is that coconut milk?

swordofdamocles 09-13-2010 01:15 PM

Re: So you want to be Gordon M*TH*R F***ING RAMSEY..or the cooking thread
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by riboflavin (Post 5556)
Damn Sword, that looks delicious. What is that first one? Is that coconut milk?

thanks for the compliments guys

Ribo, No, the first picture is actually yogurt, thinned, with some salt, pepper, and spices, the green is cilantro, and the fried dumplings are made from a special flour, green chilies, and ginger :P.... all in all... delicious :):hungry:

ebo 09-13-2010 01:20 PM

Re: So you want to be Gordon M*TH*R F***ING RAMSEY..or the cooking thread
 
I thought I'd contribute my most recent creation.

There was actually quite a bit of work involved, however more on that later.

http://i.imgur.com/3eONm.jpg

That, my friends, is what I have dubbed Spicy Baby Diarrhea

How to make:

1) Put some fucking clothes on
2) Drive to a convenience store
3) Buy Salsa con Queso (Tostitos brand, bitch)
4) Buy Spicy Cheetos
5) Go home, pour out the cheetos and pour on the ex lax.. I mean, Salsa Con Queso
6) Zap that bitch in a microwave for 40 seconds
7) FAP
8) Fuck you

swordofdamocles 09-13-2010 01:33 PM

Re: So you want to be Gordon M*TH*R F***ING RAMSEY..or the cooking thread
 
That. Is. Awesome.

[r][u][d][e] [OT] 09-13-2010 01:36 PM

Re: So you want to be Gordon M*TH*R F***ING RAMSEY..or the cooking thread
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ebo (Post 5559)
I thought I'd contribute my most recent creation.

There was actually quite a bit of work involved, however more on that later.

http://i.imgur.com/3eONm.jpg

That, my friends, is what I have dubbed Spicy Baby Diarrhea

How to make:

1) Put some fucking clothes on
2) Drive to a convenience store
3) Buy Salsa con Queso (Tostitos brand, bitch)
4) Buy Spicy Cheetos
5) Go home, pour out the cheetos and pour on the ex lax.. I mean, Salsa Con Queso
6) Zap that bitch in a microwave for 40 seconds
7) FAP
8) Fuck you

i think i just threw up in my mouth a little

Zonendr 09-13-2010 02:06 PM

Re: So you want to be Gordon M*TH*R F***ING RAMSEY..or the cooking thread
 
a good fapping before a fuck you makes for a complete balanced breakfast, lunch, and dinner

Dark 09-13-2010 02:43 PM

Re: So you want to be Gordon M*TH*R F***ING RAMSEY..or the cooking thread
 
someone give ebo a tv show... shit


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