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EddyMcChuckleNuggets 08-05-2017 11:54 PM

Haiku You!
 
Rather than making a normal english style poem (because that takes too much effort), I will attempt to make you folks some haikus based on what I know about or how I see you. Just leave a comment here and I will make one for you.
Don't know what a Haiku is? It's a Japanese type of poem that has 3 lines, the first consisting of 5 syllables, the second 7, the third 5. For example:

Write Haikus I will
If I do not know you well
My condolences!

P.S. I will stop taking requests after this Friday, so don't miss out!

EddyMcChuckleNuggets 08-06-2017 01:13 PM

Re: Haiku You!
 
Oops, put this in the wrong forum, don't know how I did that. :P

MuddPuppy 08-06-2017 05:48 PM

Re: Haiku You!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyMcChuckleNuggets (Post 12867)
Oops, put this in the wrong forum, don't know how I did that. :P

This is not a haiku. There for it is not acceptable. Also I don't know that you will get very many responses since no one really looks at the forums as often as they use to, so I would like to volunteer a few peeps. First myself, then DH, Linh, Sort, 525, Gabe, Gate, and of course Konika

Bela Oxmyx 08-06-2017 11:48 PM

Re: Haiku You!
 
bonk scout down spiral
the intel in jeopardy
bela gun surprise



wrote that a good while ago

VivaGabe! 08-07-2017 01:32 PM

Re: Haiku You!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Bela Oxmyx (Post 12870)
bonk scout down spiral
the intel in jeopardy
bela gun surprise



wrote that a good while ago

Im going to steal this and use it as my poem, LUL! Thanks, bela!

MuddPuppy 08-07-2017 11:40 PM

Re: Haiku You!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by VivaGabe! (Post 12871)
Im going to steal this and use it as my poem, LUL! Thanks, bela!

Negative! No plagiarism allowed! Be original and write your own or there may be a discussion of telling your to remember your tag. Or at least you will be forever shamed. SHAMED I TELL YOU!

VivaGabe! 08-08-2017 01:37 PM

Re: Haiku You!
 
shhhh. no one will ever know.

MuddPuppy 08-08-2017 09:11 PM

Re: Haiku You!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by VivaGabe! (Post 12874)
shhhh. no one will ever know.

Everyone. EVERYONE will know!

Miss Konika 08-09-2017 12:05 AM

Re: Haiku You!
 
Looking for a boyfriend please
I like to eat cheese.
I do not know what to write.

Bela Oxmyx 08-09-2017 11:45 PM

Re: Haiku You!
 
we all have found out
konika doesn't know how
to write a haiku

Bela Oxmyx 08-09-2017 11:46 PM

Re: Haiku You!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by VivaGabe! (Post 12871)
Im going to steal this and use it as my poem, LUL! Thanks, bela!

'ware the battlements
a danger on the bridgetop
viva gabe prevails

EddyMcChuckleNuggets 08-10-2017 04:28 AM

Re: Haiku You!
 
Yabden on the bridge
Maybe if I just peek out
Boom, Huntsman headshot

525 08-10-2017 07:34 PM

Re: Haiku You!
 
Puppy called me out?
I don't even know what this...
How do... never mind.

EddyMcChuckleNuggets 08-12-2017 01:09 AM

Re: Haiku You!
 
MuddPuppee;Admin
Head Honcho? No, not at all
But still quite scary

EddyMcChuckleNuggets 08-15-2017 10:55 PM

Re: Haiku You!
 
Gold box, Concherer
Why should I bother healing?
He is his medic!

EddyMcChuckleNuggets 08-20-2017 06:26 PM

Re: Haiku You!
 
AyKay's email's banned
Just get a google email
It will soothe your pain!

Emily Dickinson Superhero 09-15-2017 08:31 AM

Re: Haiku You!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Bela Oxmyx (Post 12886)
'ware the battlements
a danger on the bridgetop
viva gabe prevails


Gabe thinks he's hot shit
Ruling over the bridgetop
Rayy quickly kills him

Emily Dickinson Superhero 09-15-2017 08:41 AM

Re: Haiku You!
 
Gate is in a rut
Popping up through the same grate
Reflect always works

Emily Dickinson Superhero 09-15-2017 08:45 AM

Re: Haiku You!
 
No rockets at Tide
No rockets ever at Tide
Your death by reflect

Emily Dickinson Superhero 09-15-2017 08:47 AM

Re: Haiku You!
 
Miba reports news:
AAAAAHHHHHHH FREAK OUT FREAK OUT FREAK OUT
You should have stopped them!

Emily Dickinson Superhero 09-15-2017 08:49 AM

Re: Haiku You!
 
Konika looking
For a boyfriend; he's way too good
At all nine classes

Emily Dickinson Superhero 09-15-2017 08:51 AM

Re: Haiku You!
 
Shroom is a good spy
A good talker on the mic
Bastard back stabber

Emily Dickinson Superhero 09-15-2017 08:52 AM

Re: Haiku You!
 
God damn that Yabden
Death by arrow out the door
That fucking Yabden

Emily Dickinson Superhero 09-15-2017 08:54 AM

Re: Haiku You!
 
Thought Mort had my back
Missiles flew and so did she
My medic left me

Emily Dickinson Superhero 09-15-2017 08:57 AM

Re: Haiku You!
 
Pahp is way too good
Secretly want to switch teams
So he won't stab me


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